Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to 
get hard.

Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and 
can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're 
riding it.

Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your 
legs.

Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches 
you'll get or how long he will last.

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them